Don't call it a crime,

Call it an adventure

Feel the adventure about to begin!

Don't call me a cheat,

Call me an explorer

Out on a journey out of the rut we're in!

Dare dressing in sly disguises

Storm enemy gates with ease

Find so many more surprises

Than you would inside your cottage eating cottage cheese!

Don't call it a con,

This con is a conquest

Put some excitement into a long quest

Make it an adventure!

This could turn out to be the adventure...

Of the century!

Performed by Henry Dispenser (Robert Morse)

Lyrics by Michael Korie

Music by Stephen Laurence