Don't call it a crime,

Call it an adventure

Take an excursion to the unknown!

Don't call me a crook,

Call me a crusader

Conquering hunger! (Generally, my own...)

Pry open closed, forbidden doorways

Woo many a maiden's hand

Try seeing the world in more ways

Than you can behind a plow-horse fertilising land!

I call it a crime,

Missing what romance is

Life is a gamble, betting your chances!

Make it an adventure!

This could turn out to be the adventure...

Of the century!

Performed by Henry Dispenser (Robert Morse)

Lyrics by Michael Korie

Music by Stephen Laurence