Luke Viatoga, Ditvor Alexander...

Clothes, clothes, clothes make the man

King of his honour, made him a commander

Clothes, clothes, clothes make the man

Clothes give me fame

Clothes give me style

Clothes keep my name in the favour of the rank & file

Ask any king from Sweden to Japan

Ja ja... Good show... Ah-so...

Clothes make the man!

With the proper robe to sit in,

Anyone could rule Great Britain!

Hats make men a polyonic,

Helmets make them genghis-conic!

Keep them impressed with how you're dressed

And hire your friends to do the rest

Clothes make me chic...

Clothes make you great!

Clothes last a week

Then, I throw them out & get the latest...

Buy every colour,

Change 'em every hour

That's how a politician stays in power

Ask any king from Russia to Sudan...

A-da... Oui oui... Shalom... Ci-ci... Salu?

Clothes make the man!

Performed by The Emperor (Sid Caesar) & Wenceslas (Israel Gurion)

Lyrics by Michael Korie

Music by Stephen Laurence