Today, I shall brew

And tomorrow, I'll bake

A big batch of trouble and mischief I'll make

Playing tricks is part of the game

When your name is...

I don't get along so I live by myself

I’m wicked and grumpy,

A mean little elf

When children see me, away they all run

Screaming, "Look! It's...-!"

Oh, wouldn't you like to come with me

To the ends of the world where I dwell?

Oh, how would you like to come and see

All the magick I use in a spell?

That baby boy, tomorrow I'll claim

'Cause nobody ever guesses my name

It’s still a secret!

I'll say it again

My name is...

Yes, my name is...

Yes, my name is...

It's...

Rumpelstiltskin!

Performed by Rumpelstiltskin (Billy Barty) & the Crow

Lyrics by David Irving & Max Robert

Music by Max Robert